Falafel is not falafel–heck it’s not even good food– when it contains eggs, is yellow inside and out, weighs more than a tennis ball, is bigger than a tennis ball, or worst of all, refried. But such have been my sad falafel encounters in New York, where everyone seems to be peddling falafel, including the pizza joint down the
street. There are some pretty passable falafel spots, most particularly Maoz, where the falafel is actually hot and where, in respect to America’a all-you-can eat approach to life, you can add all the fixings you want, which is a good thing except for the inexplicable fried broccoli. The only item that should be deep fried on your pita is the falafel.
When I was a kid in Minnesota, no one knew what falafel was unless his or her parents were born in the Middle East, but now it’s so ubiquitous that it’s in Microsoft Word’s spell check, like tacos, sushi, and pasta, which used to simply be called noodles before the US fully embarrassed its multicultural obsession with food.
Not that the idea of the falafel hadn’t already been brought over by someone, as when, as a kid, my brother bit into his first veggie burger and declared it “a falafel pancake with ketchup on it.” Not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, just because you’ve called something falafel, doesn’t mean it is falafel, just like my Japanese students in Los Angeles explained to me that the rolls at Ralphs supermarket are not sushi as they know it, my Mexican students have never eaten jarred cheese product nachos at the movies, and my Taiwanese students in addition to not knowing the fortune cookie, don’t recognize the cuisine at the one-dollar Chinese restaurant.
Different and bad don’t necessarily go together when we look at the Americanization of ethnic cuisine. Food gets changed here because of economies of time and money, lack of ingredients, and the different taste of the ingredients, including the local water. In the spirit of its birth and growth, the US gives you plenty of ways to eat around your cultural and religious restrictions, with creations such as turkey bacon, soy cheeseburgers, and meatless meatballs. And it accommodates our health issues–although to look around at us not all of us are paying attention to that part–with fat-free and sugar-free versions of everything, and it can enrich anything, even Turkish delight, with vitamins and minerals and lately even make your gelato—also in the spell check today—organic.
Some American embellishments, like thinking every desert can be dipped in chocolate, even baklava (wow, also in the spell check now) or constantly embellishing savories with roasted garlic are unnecessary, even annoying. But the country has created a diverse cuisine all its own.
When people disdainfully say the U.S. doesn’t have any real cuisine other than the hamburger, I would ask them what are breakfast egg rolls, pineapple pizza, and wasabi hummos? American marketers, as if also holding their own food in contempt, have labeled them as Italian, Mexican, Middle Eastern, or Chinese perhaps to give them an exotic edge. But they are American in reality, ketchupfied and cross-culturized—that’s why it’s called the melting pot, a big culinary helping of food from all over the world.
Even I’ve Americanized falafel, as I think it’s pretty tasty with a dollop of kimchi—oops, looks like kimchi hasn’t made it into the spell check yet. Microsoft Word doesn’t know what it is missing on its falafel sandwich.
*Note: Meanwhile, in Abu Dhabi, American food is getting cross pollinated, like the pizza burger at Burger King, sliced up like a pizza pie.
Falafel w/kimchee? You could market that here in LA as a food truck!
Am reading your book now and salivating over the kibbeh and grape leaves Fatima is making… Yum… Lucky thing Glendale (and Encino) are not too far away…
It would be a great food truck item. Bet it would be an easier sell than a script. Glendale, Carousel, yum! Hollywood, Marouche, yum!!
Ain’t it the truth? Sadly, like all good things, the food trucks are going to be much more heavily regulated soon… Ah well…